Blood Drug Testing

How do I pass a drug test for ... ? No innapproperiate comments please!!?

A friend needs to pass a drug test for marijuana and cocaine within the next 14 hours. I am not willing to pee into a cup for this person but I would like to attempt to help them. He has already stopped using but he is scared that he is going to fail it and get sent to jail. Please do not say you are screwed or anything like that. SOLUTIONS ONLY PLEASE!! Any other rude comments will be reported. This guy is literally a friend. He has been put threw hell.. He has lost his daughter due to her mother and having a car crash. He wants to get full custody of his other son. He did these drugs on June 3rd. We know that he will pass for everything except marijuana. But he has to be in court at 8:15 tomorrow morning. All he wants is his kids back since he will never be able to see his daughter. Come on, give him a break. Can you imagine going to your daughters' funeral when she is only 3 years old? I didn't think so. All he wants is his son to be taken away from his mother because she killed his daughter due to drinking and driving. Please, just help me out with this. SOLUTIONS ONLY!! Nothing else!

Public Comments

1. drink lots of water or soda to try to dilute and flush out the system
2. Datz sad...sorry I cannot help---hmm, unless, maybe if he drinks like A gallon of water er like something maybe strong even like soda, and then maybe that could make it less clear. Er make him pee a lot, then he can pee it alllll out. Good luck!
3. i had a friend who had to take a drug test and to be perfectly honest the drug test for his own good and it may be in your friends best interest too. maybe your friend might fail the drug test but he may not get sent to jail, the worse thing that could happen is probably rehab- that sucks, sure but maybe the rehab will help and he'll stop doing drugs permanently, never having to worry about drug tests again in a nutshell: don't help your friend cheat on a drug test cause one it isn't smart, you might get caught and two you may even regret it
4. yeah, drink lots of water and do some cardio exercise (walk, job, bike) to get the blood flowing. But I still think 14 hours is too short.
5. go to the nearest GNC or other herbal health store. flat out tell them what you r there for. they will show u what u need. natural ways like drinking water won't help him right now
6. Wow... I know that you are not going to want to hear this, but for just a minute, please just hear me out... Maybe going to jail might be the best thing for him. It’s obvious that he has a drug problem & is unwilling to get help for it, since he’s having to do a U.A, so that means there’s some kind of legal action involved some how, for as to why he’s having to do the test. I’m going to go out on a limb here & guess that this “friend” is actually your bf, or someone you’re really close to & doesn’t want to see anything “bad” happen to them. However, sometimes, when we sit back & do nothing or try to help them get away w/the things that could get them in trouble, we are really doing more harm than good. I’m saying this out of personal experience- my younger sister, who’s had a history of substance abuse, just recently lost her son because of her problem. For a long time, I sat back & didn’t speak up when I should have. Maybe if I had, she would have saw the light much sooner, got help to get a grip on her problems & her life & perhaps her son would still be in her arms. However, losing her son has ALSO turned out to be the best thing that has ever happened. Now she is forced to deal w/her problems & to get a grip on her life before drugs ruin it. I have never known anyone who used drugs who ended up w/a bright future. Maybe this is what your friend needs. Let him fail his test. Chances are, he won’t go to jail, but rather be sentence to a drug treatment program/facility where he can FINALLY get the help he needs, unless he’s already on probation. But even then, if he gets caught, he’ll have the opportunity to get some help. If you are a TRUE friend, you owe it to him to help him get the help he needs, not break the law. In the end, you are not really helping him, only compounding the problem. I wish you the best of luck, you & your friend, really. Please do what is right, help him get the help he needs. **UPDATE 6/6: After reading your latest addition to your question, I now have this to say- Do you really think that it's wise to give a kid back to a drug addict? Seriously. Regardless of what his so-called "excuses" are for being a user, the fact remains that he's still a USER. It's that same question of is it really a good idea to give a kid back to an addict & expose them to that type of life that is keeping me from bending & breaking the law to help my OWN sister from getting her kid back. If she wants her kid back, she needs to play it straight, get help, follow the law & most of all GET CLEAN- same thing should go for your friend. In my profession as a counselor, I have NEVER seen ANYONE kick their drug habit cold turkey who didn't relapse over & over again. Basically, I've never seen or heard of anyone, in my profession, who's gotten completely clean & STAYED THAT WAY completely on their own, w/o some kind of program- it just doesn't happen, I'm sorry. I know that this is not what you want to hear. I'm sorry, but your friend isn't the ONLY person on the planet who's had it rough. My sister, who's also had her kid taken from her for drug use, like your friend, used to have a husband who beat the hell out of her, & has had to bury a child, too... But NO MATTER what your "excuses" are, there is NO excuse for doing drugs if you are a parent. NONE, PERIOD. You CAN NOT BE A GOOD PARENT & A DRUG ADDICT AT THE SAME TIME! It just doesn't work that way, I'm sorry. Like I said earlier, if you really want to help your friend, DO NOT HELP HIM BREAK THE LAW by getting a false negative. He is USING & needs help. His drug problem will only get worse later on down the line & *if* he gets his kid back & I can't see any judge in their right mind handing back a drug addict their kid, stop & think for ONE MINUTE about that little boy & the life you'll be exposing him to. Can you really, honestly sit there & tell me that it's FAIR to subject him to a parent w/a substance abuse problem? You are not much of a friend OR a person, if you think that it's actually OKAY to help a user get away w/breaking the law & think that they should actually have their kid back when they can't even get their act together long enough to realize that part of being a responsible, GOOD parent means getting their @ss clean! If he can't even do it to get his kid back, then he DOES NOT DESERVE TO GET HIM BACK. Also, if you want to report all of us for giving you answers that you deem "rude" or AKA, not what you want to hear, fine. go ahead & do that. However, I doubt very little will happen, if anything. You see, the thing is, ppl tend to not have very much sympathy for drug addicts, especially ones who lost their kids because of their problem & for their friends who try to help them get away w/it.
7. I think all the people that are trying to help your friend pass his drug test are crazy - what is the drug test for? Does he drive a school bus or fly an airplane for a living - what if he did - would you want someone like that driving your kids around or flying the plane you were about to board. Give me a break. And if you think my answer is "rude", please report me :)