Blood Drug Testing

Can you tell the difference between adult and infant pee to pass a drug test for a job. If both were same sex?

have a chance for a great job but smoke marijuana and need to pass a drug test can he they tell the diffrence between adult and infant urine if both the same gender. I know it sound very bad but if i got the job whould help me and daughter. Dont know ANY clean females. Or can they tell from male and female if its just a drug test for a job?

Public Comments

1. Yep and yep.
2. i think infants have different nutrient combos
3. If you want to help your daughter stop smoking dope, you crumb. And start hanging around some clean females, rather than other stoners. Why don't you grow up and be a man, instead of some low-life who only wants to "get over" in life? If you worked for me, I would fire you in a heartbeat.
4. You just lowered my outlook for all of America knowing there are people out there like you and your friends. Does the phrase poor white trash sound familiar? Pathetic!
5. When undertaking urinalysis (UA) it is very unlikely that you will be able to take the test unsupervised. A doctor will almost certainly be with you while submitting to ensure that the sample is your own. In the United States most major employers contract Roche services to perform urine tests. Roche have strict guidelines regarding supervision during UA. It can take up to 60 days for traceable levels of THC to leave your system.
6. The specific gravity on the infant is alot lower. All acredited labs will test for it to make sure you don't add bleach or dilute your pee with water. They also do this to see if you drank a lot of water before the drug test. The lab can tell the difference between male or female by the epithelial cells. Females would have renal epithelial. If they saw renal on the male, they would freak. Females also has alot more squamous, but they wouldn't pay attention to that, unless the tech is on the ball. THey could also test for progestorone, FSH and LH. They wont test for those unless they see something suspicious. If you smoke anywhere near your kid, She would show up with a high THC. The infant has very little weight and her liver would not be fully developed. Marijuana would effect her alot more than the adult and more likely flag the techs. You could get lucky and get a sloppy lab or and HR who don't really use a lab.
7. They don't do any DNA testing on urine, so the sex of the, uh, donor doesn't matter. I agree that infant pee might have a different chemical makeup. Those drug tests are very sensitive. However, your main concern would be (besides collecting it ewww) the substitution. Most piss tests are monitored somewhat. They stand outside the stall to make sure that you are urinating instead of pouring something into the jar. You cannot bring anything into the stall. MOST IMPORTANTLY, they check the temperature of the sample. It's hard to keep a smuggled bag of urine at body temperature. There are much better options. If you have a week or so, do some sweaty workouts. THC is stored in your fatty cells for up to thirty days as I'm sure you know. Like any other toxin, a good sweat will help flush it out. Go sit in a sauna. You should also drink an assload of water between now and the test. Finally, you should go to GNC or a vitamin store to get an herbal cleanser. They have stuff for piss tests. Start one as soon as possible. There is also a good one that you do the day of the test. You make a huge vat of tea and drink all of it plus water. You feel like you're going to explode, but it's worth it. When they ask if you've drank anything, say you worked out in the morning but haven't had any water since then. Best case, you pass because the water masks the THC. Worst case, your urine sample will come back rejected for being too diluted. You almost always get to re-test. When they ask why it was dilute, you say, "Oh, gee whiz. Maybe I drank too much water after my workout." You then buy a few precious days before the next test. Good luck. I think that it sucks that hard drugs leave the system in a few days, but pot stays around for 30. Who would make a better worker? A coke fiend or a recreational pot user?