Blood Drug Testing

How Can I Be Sure To Pass A Drug Test For A Job Im Applying For? & No Smart-@ss Answers, Please.?

I want 2 apply @ a clothing department store but on the application it says "Drug Screening Company". I quit about 2 weeks ago, with 1 slip-up on Saturday, but I havent smoked since then. I've already asked this question but I just want 2 be extra sure. Im paranoid, what can I tell ya? So far I got: drink so much water I "piss & sh*t clear water" [as one person put it], drink alot of cranberry juice [but not by itself b/c it'll dehydrate me & cause the THC 2 be more concentrated, somethin' like that], drink a gallon of herbal tea as close 2 test time as possible [will it matter at all if I drink lots of it durin' the week?], go 2 one of those smoke shops to buy my detox drink there & just in case Im still unsure if I'll pass buy an @ home drug test kit [which I can find @ like a Wal-Greens]. If I do all this for a week I should be in the clear, right? Only serious answers, please, or if you've been in this situation yourself & done 1 of these things & passed a drug test. THANK YOU! And yes yes I know. I shouldn't be smokin' herb in the first place. Trust me, I've learned my lesson. This is provin' to be more trouble then its worth. I'll stick to alcohol and kill my liver instead. And btw: Im not askin' how long does THC stay in the body. I got the gist of that [a long ass time]. So if thats your only contribution to this question, dont worry about it. Its not really all that helpful. I just simply need to know if usin' these methods for at least a week will help or insure that I pass a drug test. I dont need any "Just wing & see what happens" answers. I could've figured that at for myself, thank you. I appreciate the feedback from the rest though. Oh yeah ... I also know people who've takin' drug tests for jobs and DIDN'T fail ... so your answer is most definitely bullsh!t, Jesus over there.

Public Comments

1. dont take drugs
2. dont take the test u WILL FAIL IT, it will stay on ur hair for like months and in ur blood for a month so just wait it out
3. exercise so you sweat it all out, or go to a sauna and sweat it out, plus do everything everyone else said. and heres a random fact. if your not a chronic smoker, lets say you smoke about once or twice a month. the thc only stays in your system for about two months. my PO actually told me that. and i think she was right. cause i smoked once a month while i was on probation and passed all my piss test. opps i mean two weeks
4. You may be able to pass your test without using any of these methods, but it all depends on how often you smoked before two weeks ago when you said you quit. You said you already know how long THC takes to clear your system, but I will post it here just so that everyone else can see. THC is detectable in urine for up to 30 days, but that is only for daily use. Smoking once is out of your urine for most people in a couple days, and a week at most. Hair test is up to 90 days and blood test is up to 2 weeks. How quickly you get clean all depends on your fat percentage and metabolism. Cranberry juice doesn't do anything, nor would drinking 'too much' of it. You should start drinking a lot of water and tea, and exercising as much as you can for the rest of the week. If you are really worried you could go and get a detox, but I would recommend trying a home drug test kit first, if you pass that then you definitely don't need a detox. You should be okay! Clarify your question if you need to know anything else and I will answer it. Check out my source for more information:
5. My buddy has a method that he swears by. Drink lots of water! That will dilude the urine. However, many tests can tell if your piss is diluded. Take Creatine with the water. That throws of the part of the test that tells it is diluded. He swears by this method, although I don't trust it. My method involves going to this hippy smoke shop in my city, asking them what I should take. They have a lot of different drinks and pills for it, and if you tell them the details, how long since you smoked, how often you smoke, then they always find me the right stuff. If you have a shop like that in your town, then go there. Either way, if your fairly skinny, and drink a lot of water, exercise, and eat 4-5 small meals a day, you will be clean in less then 2 weeks.
6. No you wont pass --no lecture--you know what you should do -you don,t need me saying a word. Do the right thing----I believe in you
7. Have you ever noticed that a most of the solutions involve drinking a lot? Whether it be water, or cranberry juice, or green tea, or even the magic potion detox drinks (their instructions say to drink a lot of water along with the elixer). It's all about the fluids. The idea is to dilute your urine enough that the THC metabolites are also diluted below the sensitivity of the test. But the testing labs are aware that this is the most common method to try to fool their tests, so counter-measures have been developed to see if you've tried to dilute your sample. The will perform a vailidity test to make sure the creatinine levels and specific gravity are normal. These levels will also be diluted by drinking mass quantities of fluids. So, counter-measures to the counter-measures are in order. Vitamin B complex will turn urine back to the yellow color it should be, but the labs don't really care about the color any more. Taking creatine supplements will help boost those levels. They need to be taken 2-3 days prior to the test to give your body time to metabolize them into the creatinine that will be tested for. Red meat contains lots of creatine so eating lots will also work. Salt, Tums/Rolaids, and Gatorade will help boost your specific gravity. So instead of drinking water on the day of the test, drink Gatorade and take some tums/rolaids 3-4 hours prior to the test. Take a tablespoon of salt in a glass of water at the same time. Nasty to swallow, but it will help. Lastly, aspirin (pure aspirin, not Tylenol or Advil) has been proven to interfere with the assay test. Four 325mg tablets four hours prior, and four more and hour prior will reduce the sensitivity of the test. This only works for THC and not the other drug metabolites (cocaine, opiates, etc). Read the Source link for additional details. It also has a section on things that do not work so you don't waste your time with them (vinegar, niacin, etc) Good luck!
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