Blood Drug Testing - How can I pass a urine test for marijuana in 24 hours?

How can I pass a urine test for marijuana in 24 hours?

I have smoked on a pretty much daily basis for about 5 years. In the past 2 weeks I have only smoked 2 times, the last time being a little over a week ago. I have to take a urine test for a job in 23 hours....HELP!

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Pray?!?! or maybe "Golden Seal"
maybe you should stop?
stop smoking and smoke alternatives to marijuana that are pretty much the same thing and never show on drug tests
but if u were looking for a job, why didnt u stop b4 now
You can't pass it. Get some clean urine from a friend.
Pretty much, there are pills you can take that help get it out of your system and drink plenty of water, but it would be better to quit or cut down on your smoking if you get the job most likely because if they test now, they will definately test later and 98% of the time its a surprise test.
There isn't much you can do to remove metabolites of drugs of abuse (technical term, not moral judgement) from your system quickly. If there was, there would be no point in doing the test. Depending on what time of day you are having your test, drink plenty of water about half an hour before you are due to provide a sample (try to drink more than a litre). Empty your bladder just before you attend the test centre. With any luck, your urine will be dilute enough not to register as positive on the screening test. I don't know how good the screening test kits are but if they send the urine for laboratory analysis you're probably s?r3vv3d. Of course, if you want to be SURE of passing the test in future....... Never mind, good luck.
Before you even bother going to get tested, go to CVS or any large name Pharmacy and get a Marijuana(THC) test and test yourself at home. If that turns out positive, you need to think of an excuse not to go cause you will lose any and all chances to get a job there. Try to get a week later. While waiting that week do tons of cardio like running cycling and other cardio. You will also want to go on an extremely low or non carb diet. The marijuana is not water soluble and stores in fat, so if you STOP smoking GO run as many miles as possible daily and go non or very low carb you can burn some of the fat that has the THC stored. Golden Seal and the like are extremely outdated and don't work with todays advanced testing systems, not too much does but there are some ways around them. Oh and of course DONT SMOKE ANYMORE!!!
drink lots of tea and liquids but not to much because that can kill you.... just flush your system and if you can buy a detoxifictation kit from a local store. Walmart.... or have someone pee in a little tube for u and hide it on the inside of your leg.
can you really do a job well if you are doing drugs. you could be puting a lot more at risk than just a job...but im pretty sure you already knew that. try to quit smoking cuz this is only gonna keep coming up. my suggestion would be to just tell them and forget the job, cuz once you take it you wont be able to pass it. you really dont wanna lie to get a job either. getting urine from a friend would only cause problems. dont put any of your friends in a situation like that.
Best thing to do is substitute. Buy some fake urine from a head shop if you can. It's worth it and costs less than some of the so called cleanser drinks. Comes with the self heating pad and everything. Guaranteed to work too. Or, find a donor friend to fill a condom and tie it inside your shorts. Make sure it stays warm. If you can't do that, I know someone who diluted his own urine with chlorox to pass a top notch military piss test.
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