Blood Drug Testing

How long can soemone elses urine stay under a mans testicles in order to pass a drug test before it gets cold?

My bf has to pass a drug test and in order to do that i need to pee for him and he will have to keep my urine in a bottle underneath his testicles from like 7:30am to 1:00pm before he submits it to his possible employer

Public Comments

1. There are thermometers on the tests and this would never work. Plus you're a women and this will probably be caught if they have to send it to a lab. It's also against the law.
2. Um, well...first of all...they will be able to tell it is a female's pee. There are different keytones to test for males and females because our bodies react differently to drugs. Perhaps you should just get him into rehab if he can not stop using drugs long enough to pass a drug test. Not to mention...all the people who take drug tests are usually aware of the tricks people use.
3. male urine, and girl urine are different
4. have anoher guy pee for him or else it def wont work..other wwise id say ask for an extension due to sickness or something say hes ill and cant go in for aweek and keep him off the drugs until then/
5. no it wont work first a really bad piss smells will come out from his pants and all the molecules will die and they will defiantly discover that it is a woman's urine
6. I'd sure like to see how your boyfriend is going to explain all that estrogen in his urine! Alternatively, he could have tried just staying clean for a week prior to the urine test.
7. >>Nurse Mister, it's your turn for the drug test. Please go behind that folding screen and pee into that small container until the level of urine reaches the dotted line. >>Boyfriend Wait... Errr.... Guys ? Do you have a microwave or something around here ? And a thermometer would be appreciated... 'Cause I'm really hungry, and I kept this frozen raw chicken in a Tupperware hidden under my testicles for the past 3 hours. >>Nurse And what's the thermometer for? >>Boyfriend I don't want to intoxicate myself with salmonella... It might tamper the drug test I'm about to fai... Err... Pass. >>Nurse I see... Well... The microwave is in the employees' room, in the corridor, the third door on your left. >>Boyfriend Thanks! I'm back in a minute. A few minutes later... >>Boyfriend Err... Sorry, ma'am, but my uri... err I mean, food exploded in the microwave... >>Nurse Ew... It smells like hot piss!! >>Boyfriend You know what hot piss smell like ? >>Nurse Yeah... With all those junkies heating their girlfriend's piss in order to cheat on the test. >>Boyfriend Oh f**k!!! >>Nurse He he! PWNED !!!
8. there gonna know it's a females urine. so don't do it. or have another guy pee for him. I'd just like to say, what your doing is wrong.
9. you don't need to necessarily use yours you could use some synthetic like fake it from passitkit.com but if you are going to use yours you can also use a container with a offset liquid crystal thermometer to accurately monitor the temp with a small warmer like a one shot type devise. look at the web site and you know what i mean .
10. Little lady, you tell your boyfriend to get one of his friends to pee in a cup just before he leaves for the test or have a brother or a friend go with him and pee for him just before he goes inside for the test. Your boyfriend must know someone who could take a pee in a cup for him. I have donated my pee for friends in the past and most likely will do it again in the future. For you people who like to point the finger of damnation at others, it's NOT against the law and just because someone gets high from time to time doesn't mean they need re-hab. Why is it a lot of people answering a question assume the worst? There is NO law that says you have to take a drug test, it’s an insurance thing for companies to get lower insurance rates. There should be a law prohibiting companies from taking frivolous drug tests, it’s no one's business what a person does on their own time when they are not on the company property. It’s an evasion of privacy! Anyone who is out of control doing drugs won't get the job anyways, you don't need a drug test to notice when someone is all messed-up on drugs and has the IQ of a rock. Me and my friends party all the time, a few of them smoke a little weed every once in a while, that doesn't mean they have an addiction or are harmful to themselves or anyone around them. I never really cared for drugs or weed and I'm not a heavy drinker either, so when and if my friends need a little pee in a cup I give it to them, it’s not like I have any use for it anyways hahaha.