How to pass a drug test just stopping 2 weeks ago?
Stopped smoking for about 2 weeks now may have to take drug test soon how do i pass it?
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- go back to the past and dont do drugs
- find some clean urine. Swithc it like in gattica.
- think ahead next time.
- i've heard eating poppy seeds helps but doesn't stop it. unfortunately you're gunna get caught... sorry
- drink lots of cranberry juice
- drink an energy drink or two before you take it. there are pills to pass, but i dont recomend. a LAST RESORT would be putting a little clorox in your pee.
- maybe it will teach you not to do drugs dumb ass no offense
- Drink tons of Cranberry juice, green tea, or water. Try to dilute your pissso they have to do it again at a later point.
- Drink a lot of water, atleast 1/2 gallon a day.
- get ur mom to piss in the test instead of u. just tell her that its a school project, and every1 needs to bring in sum of their parent's piss. i do it all the time.
- There are detoxifiers for this reason. For losers who are immature and break the law by smoking drugs. If you are really that good of a "smoker", seems like you would know how to be deceitful and cheat the system.
- Honestly you cant. 2 weeks is not sufficent time tome get smoking out of your system now it depends. Cigarets really arent such a biggy may not even show because they dont look for tobaco at when taking a drug test. They look for ilegal substances. If anything els then cigarets you cant pass it. well you could get urine from someone who is 100%clean and switch it :) good luck
- From experiences i had i usually drink all the water in the world. Try it!
- try drinking hella water and cranberry juice, i know that a lot of people say that it doesnt work, but i drank a whole jug of cranberry juice after smoking the day before and 5 days later i passed the test.
- naughty girl, you shouldn't do that stuff. but to answer your Q, IDK
- drink a LOT of fluids and talk to whoever is in charge of your drug tests and tell them that you just recently quit... so that the toxins may not have completely left you body... but smoking in general is a horrible habit so congrats on quitting!!
- stop using and drink lots of orange juice about a gallon every 3 days.
- Buy pee from someone who is clean, and swich it at the last moment.
- tell one of your friends that is clean to pee for you.
- As long as you're talking about pot you should be fine, but it depends on who you're testing for (If the military, don't worry,) what kind of test they're giving, and how much you actually smoke.
- they have things you can drank at smoke shops (sex shop) i would be drinking a gallon of water a day if i were you!!
- Quitting smoking is a very hard thing to do. This is how I would approach it. 1. Gum. Popping gum is a good way to kill the urge for smoking. 2. Medications. There are medications which allow people to kill the urge to smoking 3. Sleeping: If you sleep more before the test it is less hours that you are awake. I think you can smoke and still pass the test aswell.
- Depending on how often you smoked you may already be fine. But I would suggest you play it safe. Go to your local head shop, they should have plenty of supplements there. You can buy things to eat/drink before the test that allow you to pass. There are also different things you can buy that you can place in the sample that will cover up anything that would cause you to fail. Head shops are good because you will be able to talk straight up with the employees about your specific situation, and not feel embarrassed. However if you don't have store like this near you, your local drug store might have something. A quick google search will also give you many different alternatives to passing a drug test with out stopping your recreational hobbies. Happy Smoking!
- you cant...drugs can always be trashed threw hair and other aspects of your body. depends who you are dealing with like probation officer or FBI. FBI.will test your hair and urine but probation officers only test your urine. i am not sure how long tobacco stays in your system for tho.
- Between now and the test drink as much water and cranberry juice as you can possibly handle. Go to the supermaket and get some Certo Fruit Pecten, it's near the jello or the home canning supplies. Mix 1 envelope with a glass of water about 1 hour befor the test. It tastes like crap but that's the price you pay. This will work for the occational smoker. If you are big time smoker then you need to go online to get some over the counter stuff they sell in the head shops. Go onto hightimes.com but don't be fooled by the advertisements. Go into the forum where the real people share their tricks. If they take a hair sample, you're f*cked.
- jus eat healthy and give it somemore time.1month shud be sufficient enuf to erase ur drug usage tracks
- you shouldn't have done drugs
- it all depends on 3 things. one being is it a hair sample test, if so your screwed that dates back up to 6 months. two how often of a smoker were you, this will determine if you need one week or the full 27 days to have the THC pass through your system. and three what is you body fat content, depending on you body fat content this will also be a variable weather you will have to wait one week or the full 27 days before the THC will pass through your system. DO NOT waste your money on a detox kit or some clean out system. just dramatically increase your water intake to at least 2 gallons of water per day (it is not really that hard to drink 2 gallons of water in a 24 hour period) but if it is a hair test the results will show anything with in the past 6 months. and shaving your head will not help my buddy did that the will take pubic hair if the have too good luck
- DUH. anticipate the next one after you fail this one. you cant beat it. No more doobies! It's way easier to get a job with a clean test. DUH
- im 16 so i know, during your test, if there isn't anyone in there with you. then turn the water from the sink on scolding hot. the put a little bit of scolding hot water in there. if will work if you do it right, also try pickle juice. or bleach but easier if you drink water or gatorade. GOOD LUCK!!!!
- jump up and down and spin around. run into a wall. slam ur head on the ground. play hopscotch always missing the number 6. or drink a gallon of milk and take a really cold shower, then eat like 20 poppy seed muffins, then suck on 5 pennies for 2 hours, smoke a pack of cigarettes. or shoot some heroine, u cannot get in trouble for pot if u got heroine in ur system. or drink someone else's pee, it will steralize yours. My point? you're dumb and there is no way to pass it, you are fucked because you are willing to throw your life away with drugs. hopefully for the consumers of the job you applied for you fail so that they do not have to suffer at your hand. of course, drug tests dont matter if youre a prostitute so that would be a great profession when you get terminated.
- oh I'm so tired of people actually looking up questions on how to pass a drug test just so they can say, "don't do drugs" no offense but shut the fuck up already. get a life!!! like really ha ha ha sorry off topic. if you can get some bleach and put it in a small like eye drop bottle (cause I'm sure you have eye drops somewhere), when your done, put one drop of bleach into the cup. don't do the chlorine on the fingertips thing cause it will come up tampered with. anyway, but God put marijuana on earth for some reason. he wouldn't just give us a plant with those properties for no reason....... ha ha sorry. hope that helped. and get the bleach into the bottle with a needle or syringe
- you should be fine, like a lot of other comments eat healthy and little to no sugar but 2weeks should be enough unless you were smokin a dub a day you should be cool.
- check out http://how-to-pass-drug-tests.com/ they have an ample amount of info regarding the subject... many toxins stay in your body for up to a month so I would try to mask it with a detox drink or something of that nature.
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