Blood Drug Testing

How do you make sure a drug test comes out negative of all things?

i smoked a little bit of marijuana 2 weeks ago from today, but thats it. i need to be able to pass a drug test on thursday. and i HAVE TO make sure that i pass it.

Public Comments

1. Have you thought about...oh, I don't know...NOT doing drugs?
2. don't do drugs
3. hmm, did you ever think of NOT doing drugs?
4. try the Vale pill I heard it works wonders. **~~ADD~~** People it's her body so she can smoke if she wants to so stop giving her a hard time. it's weed for crying out loud it's not like she's doin meth try going on the website norml.com if you want to know TRUE facts on pot you silly silly people!
5. Ah i been in this situation a million times. just drink lots of water. If you smaller, it should be out of your system. I think you will be fine. just drink lots of water. seriously.
6. 1. Don't smoke anymore before your test. 2. Drink lots of clear fluids, like water or cranberry juice. 3. Don't risk it...head to your local head shop/smoke shop and get Detox. It's like $40 (most people only need the small one) but it is the miracle potion. I have a friend that smoked the morning of her test, drank detox and passed.
7. Dont do drugs when you really arent suppose to especially before a test. If you want to be sure, dilute it with plenty of water
8. You don't. Drug tests are designed to detect traces of drugs in your body. This is a chemical test, so unless you wait until the drugs are out of your system, and your hair (yes, drug traces remain in your hair follicles) it's impossible to pass. Different drugs take different amounts of time to get out of your system. The only way you can trick a test is to drink lots and lots of water, but this too is detectable, and if they notice you have a lot of water in your urine, they will retest you. Basically, stop doing drugs.
9. Depending on what your idea is of just a little bit, you will probably be fine. Also depending on what type of drug test they do on thursday. If it is a pee test, you will be fine as long as you aren't an every day smoker. If it is a hair test and you have to be negative, shave. Everything. That is the only way with a hair test, and then they will get you for shaving. The method I have seen work for other people who have tests very soon after smoking is to drink two shots of white vinegar followed by a gallon of water the night before the test. Pee in the morning before going for the test, and don't drink anything acidic (tea, coffee, soda) after drinking the two shots until after the test. That is for a pee test.
10. If your not a frequent smoker its probably out of your system already. If your worried drink plenty of water and take plenty of bathroom trips. Run or sit in a sauna it will make you sweat it out. If your really worried buy a drink from a head shop. Ready clean works great you drink it the morning of the test and you absolutely clean for 8 hours and it really works! Goodluck you will be fine I have found myself in your position several times!
11. I'm in the same boat as you. FYI everyone, not everyone has a urine test date set on their calendar before hand! They kind of just happen when you get a job or doctors appointment etc. Go to a smoke shop and get "Quick Fix" its synthetic urine works wonders!
12. your kidding me, why do you alll smoke. There is a reason why it is illegal! Its as if you don't care if you kill yourself or others around you. Yes, traces of drugs can spread to others and cause them to have serious problems. But anyway just drink lots of water. And STOP SMOKING. Get a new habit. Chew gum.
13. I think you may have left it a little late as a full chemical test can show if you've smoked marijuana up to three to four months ago. Once it's in your body, it takes a long time to come out. Your best option is to give it up altogether.
14. if you smoked only a bowl, or a joint or a blunt you'll piss clean. small amounts like that come out of your system in a few days.
15. you might be ok if you drink a lot of water, otherwise you should buy a detox produc
16. it will be out of you in 7 days if its a one time thing im assuming you mean urine?
17. listen listen .....its so simple all u have to do is one of 2 things.....1 be lazy and go to local nutrition store(GNC) dont be cheap spent some money and buy the drink ..2 u said u havent smoked in 2 weeks.....so ur system is almost clean...drink a minumum of 10 big glasses of water every day and most importand u have to do some activity to make you sweat bullets and i mean dripping sweat...if u drink all that water and sweat your ass off u should be fine.....ohh yea the drink worked for me and i smoked the day b4
18. You will definately pass if it was only a little bit, but the only sure way is to use synthetic urine or a friends and keep it at body temperature using a hand warmer http://www.youtube.com/user/MusicProductionTips All the judgemental answers are typical, if someone asks how to lose weight they don't all say "hmm have you ever thought of not eating fattening foods?". They are more quick to judge a pot smoker because of the conservative way they have been raised. They don't realize that it's socially accepted now and we live in the 21st century and it's legal in many countries outside their scope of thinking.