Blood Drug Testing

Can I pass a drug test with fake urine made of water and yellow food coloring in a visine bottle?

I'm expecting a drug test from my parents soon and I smoke weed everyday(please don't tell me i need to quit) and i was wondering if yellow water in a visine bottle would pass a home drug test. My parents will not watch me take the test they will let me close the bathroom door. What other methods could i use to pass other than drinkin so much water that i die.

Public Comments

1. no at all
2. Use someone elses urine?
3. See what smoking weed does to you? Makes you dumb. How is water with food coloring going to pass for urine? No WONDER people keep telling you to quit!
4. Absolutely, positively, unconditionally, without exception, NO.
5. No, yellow colored water has neither the color, ph, or temperature of real urine...
6. If your parents fall for that, then they probably smoke more pot than you.
7. There are a couple ways to try and "fool" a drug test. First Off, try drinking two cups of vinegar. i know it sounds awful but it helps clean out the system. If worse comes to worse you can always holla at a friend for some clean urine of his
8. OMG. Lying won't solve anything. You're eventually gonna get busted so might as well save yourself the trouble. And WTF how the heck do you expect water and food coloring to pass as urine?!? LAY OFF THE WEED. IT'LL TOTALLY DESTROY YOU.
9. dude i had to do this once.. get like a small bottle and put it in your boxers (were tightie whities it's easier to keep it there) with like a friends piss, then just pee in the cup or whatever.. worked for me.. or drink tons of cranberry juice, lots of it, and piss at least three times before you take the test, and dont take the beginning part of your piss, or the end, take the middle cos the beginning and end are the dirtiest.. and from now on piss ALOT
10. It is possible that you could get away with it. Unless your parents watch you give the sample and the sample is the right color yellow how will they know it is not urine? In fact, there are several ways for them to tell it is not urine. One, if they use a collection cup with a temperature strip it will show that the fake urine is the wrong temp. (that is, “out of range”). Two, if they use a urine adulteration test strip it will show up as an invalid or adultered sample. You can find more information about urine adulteration at http://www.uatests.com/types-of-drug-tests/urine-adulteration-test.html If your parents are not using either of these and you are very clever, you might just get away with it (for now).
11. I agree, water and food coloring? What if they use the follicle test? Our local police station gives the kits away FREE. The parent can use (any) hair follicle which you may have.. nose, eye brows, any type of hair. If it is the follicle test, there is no beating it. Unless you bathe in nair maybe...
12. you need to kind friend to give you a clean sample, that you can bring in toilet with you, you will need to have glucose and protein urea etc, in it to pass as urine,
13. It's not going to happen. When they test it they will see it is not urine. Most drug testing places test the temperature of the urine right after it is produced, so that would be a red flag too. And water loading usually won't work either, because if the sample is no good then they will just ask you to come back for another test.