Blood Drug Testing

How could you cleanse marajuana from your system to pass a drug test for a job in 24 hrs or less?

i can go to an herbal shop or gnc just give advice on what to get there sending urine off to lab

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1. Not possible. You shouldn't have used it.
2. You can't. THC, the drug in pot, is fat-soluble, not water-soluble. It is stored in your fat cells, and it is destroyed slowly as the fat cells break down. It has a 'half life' of up to several weeks. You can't flush it from your body by drinking lots of water, or anything like that. In fact the test tests for 'metabolites' of THC, not THC itself but the products that remain when fat cells break down.
3. You can't (unless you do some sort of mind transfer) but try looking for fake urine to use.
4. There is nothing you can take that will cleanse your system in 24 hours or less. Your only hope is synthetic urine or get a friend to pee in a small bottle for you and keep it at 98 degrees by buying hand warmers from Walmart or Target and wrapping them around the bottle. They test the temperature before they send it off, so you might want to get a thermometer as well and make sure it does stay at 98 degrees so you don't look like a fool. They also check your pockets sometimes, so you might want to tape it to your leg. Synthetic urine comes with the correct type of warmers, so if you have a head shop in your town, they probably have that and it's your best bet. I've passed 3 tests using synthetic urine, it works everytime. You didn't mention when the last time you smoked was, so you may already be clean and none of this is even necessary, unless of course you smoked within the past 24 hours.
5. Halflife of TetraHydraCannabinol: The halflife of THC concentration ranges between 0.8 to 9.8 days. There is too much human variation to even approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual. Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time. Frequent users with a slow metabolism will have long detection times. The only way to estimate a detection time is to consider the lower and upper bounds (3-30 days), and decide. Other factors determining degree of intoxication include metabolism, tolerance, frequency of intake, fluid intake, amount of marijuana, potency of marijuana, and length of time you've been a user. If you use marijuana on rare occasions, your urine may be clean of metabolites in less than a week. A chronic user with a high tolerance will eliminate drugs quicker than an occasional user. Chronic users have tested negative after a week long binge. Lipid tissue also makes a huge difference. Skinny users not only have a faster metabolism (usually), but also lack storage for THC metabolites. Fat will cause a lag in excretion pattern, and lead to a longer detection time. Positive (defined): 50 nanograms of THC metabolites per milliliter defines a "presumptive positive" by NIDA certified labs. Be aware that these cutoffs are not universally consistent. I recently heard of a lab using a 15 ng/mL cutoff! Decreasing detection times: Increasing metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. Physical activity can increase your metabolic rate as much as two thousand percent! Nothing beats proper training taken to an extreme. A high calorie diet is the next best way to increase metabolism. Consuming mass quantities of high calorie food will increase metabolic rate by up to 10 percent. So exercise with intensity, and eat big. But don't exercise within 48 hours of the test! THERE IS NO PRODUCT THAT WILL "CLEAN OUT YOUR SYSTEM" AND HELP YOU PASS A DRUG TEST!!!! THC is fat soluble, and it gets stored in your fat cells. Cleaning it out of your lipid tissue is very difficult. Many herbal products claim to clean out your system, yet they do nothing to remove THC byproducts from fat cells. A study was done in Germany in 1993 on 50 of the most common herbs used by people trying to pass the test. All 50 herbs failed to cause a negative. Unfortunately, this rumor will not die. SOME THINGS TO HELP YOU PASS: Dilution: Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will show that the sample has been diluted. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning. Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's given in the daytime. Water: Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. Creatinine level: Eating red meat will boost creatinine levels. If you eat a lot of red meat for the 3 days prior to the test, your creatinine level will be normal, and the lab won't know that you've diluted your urine sample. Vitamin B: Color your sample yellow by taking 50 to 100 milligrams of vitamin B. Basically, with 24 hours or less, if you are a regular smoker, YOU WILL NOT PASS. YOU WILL NEED to use a substitution (get a friend's clean urine). Based on your avatar/user name you are a woman. Get a friend to pee in a condom and put it into you. You will not be monitored in the bathroom. THEY WILL CHECK TEMPS, so it is recommended that you have the condom inserted into your vagina to get it up to your internal body temperature at least 2 hours before the test. If the temp is too low, you will fail. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL PASS.
6. you can't
7. Go to the smoke shop & explain your situation. They'll give you something (I forgot what it's called) that'll clean your system so you can pass it.
8. Pot is awesome but the thing that sucks with it is that the THC gets stored in your fat cells and it takes 1-3 months to get out of your system. I'm sorry but your going to test positive for THC tomorow or whenever you take your urine test. As people like to say "Lifes a B***H and then you die"
9. not possible
10. I GOT MY DRUG TEST TOMORROW ): i've been taking 500 mg Niacin (: has been workin for me and i smoke the maryyyjane alldayeverrydayyy
11. Dont waste your money!!! All you need to do is go to your local supermarket and pick up some Certo liquid pectin ($3.99). After you get that, mix it with 1 gallon of water and shake the hell out of it. Then, chug it down until your stomach feels bloated and you start pissing clear. After you start pissing every 5 minutes, keep chugging. Make it your goal to finish the whole gallon. After you've pissed 7 or times, you will be clean and ready to pass the test!! (IMPORTANT!!!!!:DRINK AT LEAST HALF A GALLON WITHIN 3 HOURS OF YOUR TEST) Also, try to take some multivitamins, if possible within 1 hour of your test to be extra sure you'll pass.