Blood Drug Testing

How to pass a drug test?

Ive been a marijuana user for about a year. Ive gotten into unrelated legal troubles and am now facing a drug test in 1 week. I used everyday for quite some time. I need to be able to supply clean urine in one week. I have a budget of 40 dollars if you recommend a detox kit (please include shipping when recomending, so tac on another $15) I weigh 140 18y/o and staying active is not an issue. my diet is healthy so thats also not an issue. Please help I have stopped using and dont intend to till this legal situation is through. So please in you answer include: Tips to get it out my system Detox kits in price range Does horny goat weed clean your system? and/or other advise SECONDARY QUESTION what will help more drinking alcohol or water? It seems a person urinates more frequently from alcohol than water, so i want to know what would help more when cleaning your system alcohol or water? or cranberry juice?

Public Comments

1. I know in advance that you won't like my answer, but I'm trying to clue you in to harsh reality. The best I can recommend is for you to be prepared for some jail time. Do not have false hopes of passing a drug test.
2. How long has it been since you have smoked. If you have smoked for a couple of weeks straight than it takes 30 days fire it to get out of your system no matter what you do. Detoxs do not work. Dont listen to people who said they did this or that because they are lieing or they just got lucky. Your best option is to use someone elses pee but your have to keep the vial between your thighs any hour before the test so the temp of it will match your body temp. If this is a monitored drug test than you are shit out of luck
3. Honestly, if it's in one week, you're screwed. If you're going to try and get a clean result, try water, cranberry juice, or a detox diet. You could be extreme and falsify the urine sample, but that could get you in some big trouble.
4. first off, detox do not work. ever. THC is fat soluable, there is no way that a detox kit can remove the THC from fat. work out as much as possible, and before you go into the court room (lets say in your car or outside the building) drink several water bottles. you know how after you have drunk a lot of water, your pee is clear? thats what you're aiming for. for the water to cover up to the traces of THC. i did this when i thought my parents were going to drug test me, and i literally drank 7 water bottles in a little over an hour. learn from my mistake....dont overshoot it. i had to go to the bathroom at least 5 times in the following hours...and my parents didnt even end up testing me lol. also, make sure that when you pee into the jar they give you, that you dont start peeing into the cup or finish peeing in the cup. try to fill the cup about half way through peeing. given this, and if u drink 1-2 water bottles before being tested- you'll be fine. tell me the results when you find out.